As the trade deadline approaches, I have no doubt in my mind that nothing will be accomplished. Fast track to nowhere fast. I think Carlos Marmol is being fitted with a mechanical hand, though. Maybe he can roll down to Mesa and play Halo 2 with Ryan Norwood.



Heavy rumors about Soriano landing in Chicago! Oh, right, my bad. The other side of town. I can see him fitting in with the other half-men and Kirk Gibsons. Get to bunt camp.

Who could we dump off for Glenallen Hill?